We need a good acronym to learn the initial consonants of the kana syllables in the order that they come in あいうえお order...
The easy version would have the initial consonants
A-K-S-T-N-H-M-Y-R-W-(N)
(the final ん is optional, I guess, since it isn't really its own column...)
The amazing version would take into account the てんてん and まる diacritical marks:
A-K-G-S-Z-T-D-N-H-B-P-M-Y-R-W-(N)
Here's my first attempt at the easy version, about a man-eating lion (wasn't that a movie...?):
"A Killer Stalks The Night—His Mane is Yellow, and he Roars Wildly"
Surely somebody can do better than that. Extra credit for whoever comes up with the best one!
After Kenji Saw Tomika Naked, His Manly Yang Rose Without Notice
>Any Kinky Gaijin Shows Zen Through Diligent Nightly Humping By Prayer,
>Mainly Yelling Racy Words
I shouldn't laugh, but.... hahahahahahaha!
Here's a long one that I came up with this evening (shame on me for doing this during my research methods class, when I should have been involved in a group discussion...)
Ambitious Kitties Stalk Zebras To Devour, Not Horses, But Ponies May Yield Richer reWards!
here are a few that I came up with. they arent that great but I laughed doing them!
A Kangaroo Gets Stuck in a Zoo, Trying Delicately Not to Hop Between Pink Mushrooms, Yet Racing Wildly
A Kind Girl Named Sarah, Zen fully Thinks of Doing Notes to Help Better Prepare and Motivate, You to learn, Ridicules Words
All Killer Giants Should Zestfully Tear Down Near High-rises Because People May Yearn Real Wood
A Kind Snail Tackles Naughty Home Made Yellow Rolling Wicks (the shorter one, A-K-S-T-N-H-M-Y-R-W (n))
Any Kinky Gaijin Shows Zen Through Diligent Nightly Humping By Prayer, Mainly Yelling Racy Words
A bit too PG-13 for me to use in class, but whatever works... =)